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A green bouncy ball
It is green
It bounces
It is a ball
It has a red flashy thing inside
It is my green bouncy ball
Approximate Dimensions (Product): Just right for my paws
Digbys Feedback translated
This ball is amazing and have never had so much fun. It makes noises and irritates people at 4am. If it is dark you can bang it really hard and it flashes so it is possible to watch it bounce all around the house. My Owners get fed up of my ball playing at 4am but can never find the ball because I hide it. Once they are back to sleep I get the ball back and start playing with it and make lots of noise. This ball can occasionally be used with humans but is better when you play by yourself. No other cats can play with this ball as this ball is my ball! That reminds me of a film about cats called Fur Kitty Jacket directed by Stanley Kitbrick:
“This is my green bouncy ball. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My ball is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ball is useless. Without my ball, I am useless. I must bounce my ball true. I must bounce better than other cats, who is trying to play with me. I must play with him before he plays with me. I will. Before Cat Goddess I swear this creed: my ball and myself are enjoyers of my country, we are the masters of our cats, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is only play and peace. Purramen”
Price: NOT STOOPID
Feel: PURFECT
Looks: PURFECT
Strength: PURFECT
Noise: GUD
Overall: NOT STOOPID...JUST PURFECT
Digby Feedback (lolcat)
DIS BALL IZ AMAZIN AN HAS NEVR HAD SO MUTCH FUN. IT MAKEZ NOISEZ AN IRRITATEZ PEEPS AT 4AM. IF IT DARK U CAN BANG IT RLY HARD AN IT FLASHEZ SO IT POSIBLE 2 WATCH IT BOUNCE ALL AROUND TEH HOUZ. MAH OWNERS GIT FED UP OV MAH BALL PLAYIN AT 4AM BUT CAN NEVR FIND TEH BALL CUZ I HIDE IT. ONCE THEY R BAK 2 SLEEP I GIT TEH BALL BAK AN START PLAYIN WIF IT AN MAK LAWTS OV NOIZE. DIS BALL CAN OCCASHUNALLY BE USD WIF HUMANZ BUT IZ BETTR WHEN U PULAY BY YOURSELF. NO OTHR KATS CAN PULAY WIF DIS BALL AS DIS BALL IZ MAH BALL! DAT REMINDZ ME OV FILM BOUT KATS CALLD FUR KITTEH JACKET DIRECTD BY STANLEY KITBRICK:
“DIS AR TEH MAH GREEN BOUNCY BALL. THAR R LOTZ DA OTHERS LIEK IT, BUT DIS WAN IZ MINE. MAH BALL IZ MAH BEST FREND. IT MAH LIFE. I MUST MASTAH IT AS I MUST MASTAH MAH LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MAH BALL IZ USELES. WITHOUT MAH BALL, IM USELES. I MUST BOUNCE MAH BALL TRUE. I MUST BOUNCE BETTR THAN OTHR KATS, HOO IZ TRYIN 2 PULAY WIF ME. I MUST PULAY WIF HIM BEFORE HE PLAYS WIF ME. IM GONNA. BEFORE KAT GODDES I SWEAR DIS CRED: MAH BALL AN MYSELF R ENJOYERS OV MAH COUNTRY, WE R TEH MASTERS OV R KATS, WE R TEH SAVIOURS OV MAH LIFE. SO BE IT, TIL THAR IZ ONLY PULAY AN PEACE. PURRAMEN”
Humans Feedback translated
This ball is quite annoying! It flashes and makes far too much noise but the cat seems to love it... I got it free from a trade-show so cannot complain...
Price: Free 10/10
Feel: 5/10
Looks: 5/10
Strength: 8/10
Noise: 1/10
Overall:4/10
A green bouncy ball
It is green
It bounces
It is a ball
It has a red flashy thing inside
It is my green bouncy ball
Approximate Dimensions (Product): Just right for my paws
Digbys Feedback translated
This ball is amazing and have never had so much fun. It makes noises and irritates people at 4am. If it is dark you can bang it really hard and it flashes so it is possible to watch it bounce all around the house. My Owners get fed up of my ball playing at 4am but can never find the ball because I hide it. Once they are back to sleep I get the ball back and start playing with it and make lots of noise. This ball can occasionally be used with humans but is better when you play by yourself. No other cats can play with this ball as this ball is my ball! That reminds me of a film about cats called Fur Kitty Jacket directed by Stanley Kitbrick:
“This is my green bouncy ball. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My ball is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ball is useless. Without my ball, I am useless. I must bounce my ball true. I must bounce better than other cats, who is trying to play with me. I must play with him before he plays with me. I will. Before Cat Goddess I swear this creed: my ball and myself are enjoyers of my country, we are the masters of our cats, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is only play and peace. Purramen”
Price: NOT STOOPID
Feel: PURFECT
Looks: PURFECT
Strength: PURFECT
Noise: GUD
Overall: NOT STOOPID...JUST PURFECT
Digby Feedback (lolcat)
DIS BALL IZ AMAZIN AN HAS NEVR HAD SO MUTCH FUN. IT MAKEZ NOISEZ AN IRRITATEZ PEEPS AT 4AM. IF IT DARK U CAN BANG IT RLY HARD AN IT FLASHEZ SO IT POSIBLE 2 WATCH IT BOUNCE ALL AROUND TEH HOUZ. MAH OWNERS GIT FED UP OV MAH BALL PLAYIN AT 4AM BUT CAN NEVR FIND TEH BALL CUZ I HIDE IT. ONCE THEY R BAK 2 SLEEP I GIT TEH BALL BAK AN START PLAYIN WIF IT AN MAK LAWTS OV NOIZE. DIS BALL CAN OCCASHUNALLY BE USD WIF HUMANZ BUT IZ BETTR WHEN U PULAY BY YOURSELF. NO OTHR KATS CAN PULAY WIF DIS BALL AS DIS BALL IZ MAH BALL! DAT REMINDZ ME OV FILM BOUT KATS CALLD FUR KITTEH JACKET DIRECTD BY STANLEY KITBRICK:
“DIS AR TEH MAH GREEN BOUNCY BALL. THAR R LOTZ DA OTHERS LIEK IT, BUT DIS WAN IZ MINE. MAH BALL IZ MAH BEST FREND. IT MAH LIFE. I MUST MASTAH IT AS I MUST MASTAH MAH LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MAH BALL IZ USELES. WITHOUT MAH BALL, IM USELES. I MUST BOUNCE MAH BALL TRUE. I MUST BOUNCE BETTR THAN OTHR KATS, HOO IZ TRYIN 2 PULAY WIF ME. I MUST PULAY WIF HIM BEFORE HE PLAYS WIF ME. IM GONNA. BEFORE KAT GODDES I SWEAR DIS CRED: MAH BALL AN MYSELF R ENJOYERS OV MAH COUNTRY, WE R TEH MASTERS OV R KATS, WE R TEH SAVIOURS OV MAH LIFE. SO BE IT, TIL THAR IZ ONLY PULAY AN PEACE. PURRAMEN”
Humans Feedback translated
This ball is quite annoying! It flashes and makes far too much noise but the cat seems to love it... I got it free from a trade-show so cannot complain...
Price: Free 10/10
Feel: 5/10
Looks: 5/10
Strength: 8/10
Noise: 1/10
Overall:4/10
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